Who would win, Chuck Norris or Bruce Lee?
LET'S GO.
Speed:
Chuck Norris's films move in normal motion except with the occasional slo-mo explosion shot.
Bruce Lee's films had to be slowed down because his moves were too fast for the camera to catch.
Winner: BRUCE :LEE
Strength:
Chuck Norris is kind of normal.
Bruce Lee can kick a 175 pound heavy bag to completely horizontal positions.
Winner: Bruce Lee
Looks:
Chuck Norris is MANLY. Beard and stuff.
Bruce Lee doesn't really have hair, but he shows off how buff he is.
Winner: Chuck Norris (MANLY)
Martial Arts Talent:
Chuck Norris made up his own style. Roundhouse kicks and stuff.
Bruce Lee also made up his own style. And philosophy. And it's asian. So it's better by default I'M NOT BIASED.
Winner: Bruce Lee
WINNER: BRUCE LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NGGGGGGGH
You are so so biased.
ReplyDeleteANDD CHUCK IS A BAJILLION TIMES MORE AWESOME
Wow, flawless logic. (and victory)
ReplyDeleteIf Superman and The Flash were to race to the edge of space you know who would win? Chuck Norris.
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